Funny Patriotic Tees for the Fourth
January 8, 2020
240 years ago, America claimed its independence from Great Britain. In the time since then, we’ve celebrated that glorious moment with parades, fireworks, beer, and food. We even get a day off work for this historically important day. Besides doing all that, most people head to stores and grab a shirt that has red, white, and blue on it around every Fourth of July.
Some can opt for a more serious piece of clothing to wear on this festive day, or they can go all out and sport something silly. The latter is what we’ll be discussing here. If you’re heading to a barbecue or party of some sort, here are some ideas to get your patriotic pals laughing.
In America’s Words
This shirt takes the time to try to cram in every word that has to do with America. From football (the American version) to apple pie, the designer did their homework on what makes this country so great. Not only that, but the text is formed in such a way that makes it look like the shape of the country. To be frank, some open-mindedness is needed to appreciate the shirt at full value, but ultimately this sums up the nation pretty well.
History has shown that our country has gotten into a lot of battles, whether they be internally or externally. Our competitive nature has been around for a long time, as the U.S.A. has always fought for supremacy. That kind of atmosphere finds itself right at home on the t-shirt posted above. This winning piece of wardrobe will definitely garner a proud holler or two from your fellow patriots.
Samuel’s (Not Adams) Beer
Spinning off of the infamous posters used for patriotic propaganda, this t-shirt says what we’re all really thinking on the holiday weekend. In its more formal state, Uncle Sam would need you to enter into the army, but thankfully, he just wants a ice cold brew. You can handle that now, can’t you? Grab one for yourself, while you’re at it.
Ah, the mullet. Does this hairstyle exist anywhere else beyond the 50 states? Hard to tell, but even though we may may mock it here, we also embrace the “business in the front, party in the back” style of hair that has sort of become synonymous with our American lifestyle. Somebody took notice and slapped that ‘do on the formerly bald eagle, stating loud and proud, “‘Meri-CAW!” Dear God, it’s glorious in every way.
Rock and Reagan
Ronald Reagan, our 40th President, was our nation’s calm leader back in the mid 1980s. He had a very high presidential rating upon his exit, so it’s safe to say he was a respected member of America’s authority. So there’s no better figure to place riding a raptor, toting a firearm, and standing up for our country than the former actor. Go out there and win one for the gipper!
If you own one single shirt dedicated to this country, make sure it’s this one. The end all, be all of patriotic pride, this shirt not only features some of the great Founding Fathers (and one of them proudly holding a beer and rifle at the same time), but has a kick-butt bald eagle, fighter jets, and all the colors of this wonderful country of ours. It is truly a must for any proud patriot to wear on the Fourth.
Happy Fourth of July!
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