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5 of the Best Shirts to Wear to the Pumpkin Patch

Kyle Greco

October 14, 2020

As we mentioned previously, one of the best ways to have fun this fall is to visit a pumpkin patch. And it’s even more fun when you wear something to celebrate the outing. 

Something like a custom t-shirt or hoodie! These pumpkin-themed shirts aren’t just perfect for fall, they’re punny enough to get you plenty of compliments!

1. I Love Pumpkin Spice a Latte


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We all know someone who eagerly anticipates pumpkin spice latte season. While the rest of us lament the end of the summer, and the PSL’s encroachment on it (seriously, they were introduced in August this year), your sister, cousin, or best friend is probably wrapped in their biggest scarf and sipping a Venti of the stuff.

This is the shirt design for them. A perfect pun for their caffeine craze. 

2. Ready for My Glow-up


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Is this going to be the season you flex on everyone? I hope it is. You deserve it! 

Whether you can’t wait to step out in your favorite fall attire, or just can’t wait for this year to end, this shirt is perfect for your pumpkin patch excursion.

3. Give ‘em Pumpkin to Talk About


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Bonnie Raitt fans will certainly appreciate this one. 

(And if you don’t know who Bonnie Raitt is, you sure are missing out.)

There’s something about Bonnie’s roots-rock that just matches the vibe of being on a farm. Which is where most pumpkin patches are located, by the way. This shirt fits right in with your hunt for the best pumpkin in the harvest. After all, don’t you want to have the gourd that’s the talk of the town?

So why not wear this and laugh just a little too loud. But definitely don’t stand a little too close, and maybe try not staring just a little too long (kinda creepy).

4. I’m Jacked


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Let’s face it: getting ripped is kinda overrated. Let’s be body positive! But a trip to the pumpkin patch gives us all the chance to invoke this affirmation. Because here, ‘getting jacked’ isn’t about pum-ping iron five days a week. It’s about pum-kins, and namely getting creative with carving them! 

And no, you don’t have to be a master jack o’lantern maker to wear this one. Fake it ‘til you make it, I say. Just be careful with that knife! 

5. Don’t be a Jerk o’ Lantern


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Everyone’s under a lot of stress right now. Which is why it’s important to remember the basics. Namely, to treat others with kindness. You never know what another person might be going through, especially this year. 

Of course, we don’t need someone to preach this to everyone else in your tractor ride. This shirt strikes a balance between being a meaningful message and playful at the same time. If you want to send out good vibes from one end of the pumpkin patch to the other, this is the shirt to wear.

Well, which one will you choose? I’d say get one of each, but I’m probably biased because they’re all my ideas. 

Kyle Greco

About the Author

Kyle Greco is the resident writer at RushOrderTees, where he blends word nerdery with his love for T-shirts. A graduate of The College of New Jersey, he is interested in exploring the intersection of clothing and culture. In his spare time, he makes music, builds guitars, and cooks with his wife. He enjoys hot dogs, sports, and collecting too many hats.